As we all know, Jon and Kate have split up because they suck. Kate is bossy and crazy and loves attention while Jon is wuss and a loser and ugly. And now that they are both in the tabloids, we get to see just how lam3 they really are. Here are a couple of things I learned over the past couple months about Jon and Kate.
Kate:
1. Loves the camera and loves to hear herself talk. All of her interviews are self-glorifying.
2. Bad hair cut. Much attention has been paid to this hair "style". But srsly, its hella lame. She looks like an emo redneck at the bowling alley on a hot Friday night.
Jon:
1. uber-doosh
2. Has been seen with many ladies immediately after cutting ties with Kate. This tells me that he has prolly been seeing them for a while. He's pretty much a super dad. What do the ladies like about him? Is it his sad lazy eyes? Is it the way he talks like there's a perpetual turd in his pants?
I'm sure we will learn more about them as this season of the show unfolds. I mean, they are filming like 30 more episodes of this show while the two are not together. It's gunna be awkward!! I cant wait.
...again, i'm not proud....
"I love you, Jon""I love you too, Kate"
"HAHAHAHARAHARRAHAHA!!!11!1 I rly JK! U r luzer!"
"Mi too!! U maek me barfzorz!!!1"
I have to admit I have watched a majority if not all of these episodes thanks to a 48 marathon before the beginning of the new season. At this point the show has completely evolved away from the family and the children and has become the "Hey let's see how much free stuff we can get because we are famous" show.
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