Great Idea!!! Plz nobody steal it.

Question: What sucks the most about having a car?

Answer: Getting gas for the car.

Question: What sucks the most about getting gas for the car?

Answer: Obviously, having to walk inside the store and get a coffee or soft drink.


These two question point out a tremendous opportunity to make tons of money. I'm talking, tens of hundreds of dollars, folks!! Here's the pitch:

When people go to the gas station, they want a quick stop so they can get the hell out of there without getting shot or shanked by the neverdogood high school students hanging around there. But, as my surveys have shown me, 87% percent of gas station patrons often want to get a coffee or a huge gut-busting sugar drink for their journey. What I propose is to have coffee/fountain drink stations at every pump! So when you are swiping your credit card to pay for the gas, the station will ask, "would you like a car wash?". Just answer no to this one like everyone else. Then it will ask, "would you like a refreshing coffee or fountain drink?". All you have to do now is hit 'Yes' and then specify you drink choice and size. The fully automated service pump will then create your order and you can get to pumping!! While you wait for the car to fill up, you can already be sipping on something delicious.

You will save so much time locking your doors, walking to the super shady store, taking the long way to the fountain drinks in order to avoid the creepy dude grabblin' all the Funyuns, paying, and walking back to your car. With this new service, you're odds of getting stabbed, robber, or stepping on gum will drop on average of 96%. Not to mention, the potential revenue increase for the gas stations will be ginormous!!


I know, this is a pretty damn sweet idea.