Flash of Genius

Has anybody out there seen Flash of Genius? This movie sucks! It's all about how this d00d invented the intermittent windshield wiper and tried to sell it to the car companies who in turn just stole it so he was left with nothing. I know what you're thinking, how could such a cool plot line yield such a trash movie? I'm sorry, but I don't have an answer for you.

I started watching this movie and within a few minutes I was looking for a trash bag to bury my face in. The problem was I used all the old plastic shopping bags for my lunches that week. I know I should recycle or reuse and get a lunch box, but I don't feel like it. But Robert, you are killing Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, everytime you throw away that plastic bag!!! Yeah, but do you know how much money I have saved?!?!?! Probably about $4.75.

Man, I didn't realize this at the time, but Captain Planet has a super awesome Eco-Green Mullet! I bet he could shotgun a few hundred environmentally friendly beers with that. And doesn't the South American planeteer, Ma-Ti look like Dora the Explorer?

bullseye.....