Quick Trip, or QT, has a great convenience store fully equipped with tons of fountain drinks, coffee, snacks, tobacco products, beer, and an array of different types of hot dogs. They have a bunch of different things of the rotating grills where you would normally see the hot dogs. I'm not kidding, there are corn dogs, taquitos, etc. etc.
Well, I noticed the other day that they have a hot dog called the "Spicy Red Dog". And while it may sound pretty good it looks pretty nasty. I mean, its name is pretty accurate, but I don't think they need to make the hot dog that red. It just looks gross.
This post could go downhill from here very fast, so I think I'll just let you insert your jokes as you see fit.
Here's how it works. Each morning early, the worker takes all the unsold Jalapeno Smoked Cheddar Sausages and treats them with a "special sauce" that is deeply red colored and turns them into a Spicy red dog. The unsold spicy red dogs are minced and put into the taquitos. The unsold taquitos are crushed and mixed with some goo to coat hot dogs making corn dogs. The unsold corn dogs are stripped of their coatings and magically transformed into jalapeno smoked cheddar sausage. Rob, it is simply the circle of life.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is going down hill, BTW.
ReplyDeleteyag, that's gross. I really dont feel comfortable eating anything THAT red from a dog.
ReplyDeletejust sayin'