Fantasy Football

This year I will be participating in not one, but two fantasy football leagues. With this great responsibility come many decisions. Do I put all my eggs in one basket and have the same players on each team? Should I focus all of my attention on one league? How many hours a week do I spend talking trash to the other players?

All of these questions need to be answered in the next couple weeks, so I need to get to work. But I can tell you this. I will completely dominate both leagues. In my work league all of the other managers are completely inept. Most of them don't even watch football and have already admitted to drafting their teams based on who has the best "costumes". I'm serious. It's the patented girl draft strategy. Let me give you an example; this happened a couple days ago. Somebody in the league asked me who I thought was better, Drew Brees or JaMarcus Russel. I was all like,

"Are you serious?? Have you seen the Raider costumes? They are so awesome!! Definitely Russel, I wouldn't even think twice."
He nodded his head quietly and said, "you know, I agree. Those costumes are total badass. Thanks for the help, brah."

You see, my work league is going to be a total cakewalk, and the only one walking is me! To make it better, everybody wanted to put money on. I guess they assume if they win (which they wont) they can use the winnings buy some designer jeans or a sweet man bag. Oh I can't wait to rob these suckers!

Stay tuned for some radical fantasy updates! w00T!!11!