I got a new buddy at work. His name Oscar and he is a stink-bug. I dare not squash him because
A) he is a buddy of mine, and
B) he will let out a stank odor and the people that sit around me would think that I ripped one. I couldn't live with the embarrassment.
Or you could squash him after ripping one to get some air cover - "it wasn't me, oscar dies"
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