Biggest Loser Power Rankings Week 2

Obviously the top two people on the Biggest Loser Ranch are Bob and Jillian. They are certified badasses who don't cry and don't moan and don't make excuses. Bob and Jillian are vengeful and they take no prisoners. Here are the rankings for the actual contestants.

1. Dan - He obviously has the most experience of anybody on the ranch. By experience I mean love handles. Those experience points are serious motivation for him to bust it and win this mf-er.

2. Rudy - Ex-football player who has it in him (i.e. tons of lbs) to lose weight each week. The only thing that can stop him are his loser (pun intended) ranch-mates.

3. Allen - I put Allen in the three spot because in all likelihood he has been thin before. He is a firefighter so I think, deep down, there is a somewhat athletic person inside of him. He does have really small ears, and its hard to believe in people with small ears, but for now he is a strong contender.

4. Amanda - She is quiet but I can tell she really wants to win. Once we get some more individual challenges we will know what she is made of. We already know she can compete because she was able to make this season's show in the finale of last season.

5. Sean - Probably one of my favorite rancheteers because he is 100% entertaining. The first week he didn't have a clue that he had type 2 Diabeetus which was a comedic gem. I think he has a legit shot to take the gold in this competition, but he needs to shed his "I love love love everybody attitude" and get down to kicking everybody's (including you Type 2 Diabeetus) ass.

6. Antoine - He's young, good looking (just ask Alexandra), and ready to do something to make him feel proud. Antoine, while not the most outgoing, could really shock the world and take the Biggest Loser by storm. The only think holding him back are his moobs. Srsly, those are intense.

7. Rebecca - She has already crowned herself the "pretty face" of the competition. I don't think her competitors will smiled upon that down the road. So far, and its early, she hasn't shown that desire to win.

8. Shay - She is the heaviest of all contestants which means she can, theoretically, lose the most weight. The only problem is she quit and talked back to the Trainers. Rule Number one of Biggest Loser: don't mess with the trainers because they will mess you up! Well she is talking a lot about other people and not worrying about herself, so I could see her making an early exit.

9. Abbey - The rancher with the most heart-wrenching sob story is probably not going to be the winner at the end of the season. I don't see a winner when she talks, she just doesn't seem super determined.

10. Julio - Kind of a doosh but I think he will be motivated after being in the bottom two the first week. He has "dead legs" and the ranch hands are already talking about how he is lazy......doesn't bode well for el julio.

11. Coach Mo - Talks a big game about being a coach and how he can motivate. He said, "if you let me, I will get in your head..." He meant, "if you let me, I will eat your keebler cookies..." Then he guilt tripped Julio like a champ. More talk like that and he will be moving up the power rankings.

12. Tracy - The partner of Coach Mo, who almost bought the farm in the first challenge of running a mile, is a long shot to win this contest. She decided to spend a week in the hospital instead of on the ranch supporting her teammate. When she gets back the ranch I think the ranchers will give her a week and not vote her out. But I have a feeling she will have another episode.

13. Danny - He cried in the gym because Bob made him workout...boo hoo hoo. Then he cried AGAIN before the challenge! Anyway, an attitude of defeat and baby tears wont get you to the finals. Suck it up. Oh and we don't need to see him strumming his guitar by the pool. We need to see him doing sit-ups and climbing stairs.

14. Liz - Jerry showed last year that older people can lose uber amounts of weight. However, she just seems so boring that I believe the ranchers will vote her off because they wont remember who the hell she is.

15. Dina- Who? Yeah she is a looooong shot to win this. She had a little mini-melt down early in week 2. Not a good sign. I don't think the rest of the contestants really care about her either. My only fear is that she will bring her partner Rudy down with her.

16. Alexandra - She got axed in the first week. Then she was all talking about how she has a crush on somebody at the Ranch, but she wont say who it is. Spoiler alert - It's Antoine!!