Spray Tan Champ

Anybody watching "America's got Talent"? Just Laura and I? Ok, well here is what you missed a couple weeks ago. Let me set the scene. As I mentioned in a post a couple months ago, America's Got Talent is exactly what it sounds like, an over hyped talent show. It's entertaining and mindless to watch so naturally it just sucks me right in. Well there are three judges on America's Got Talent, Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and David Hasselhoff. Two of them are British. I know its crazy, but two of the three judges aren't American. And the third is practically German. Seriously, this show doesn't make a lot of sense.


All of the judges have something weird about them. Sharon Osbourne gets hypnotised by any act involving a dog. She literally gets all googly-eyed and starts praising the act as the best she's ever seen. Personally, any dog act should be relegated to Dog's Got Talent. Next there is David Hasselhoff who, in my opinion, is the Michael Scott of reality television. I don't know if the producers are telling him to make every comment some derivative of Hoff or its just him dooshing it up for the camera. For instance, here are some actually examples of his comments.

• Hofftastic
• Hoffpendous
• Hoffdiculous
• and of course Hoff-nuts

In addition to his hoffcrappy comments, he gets so worked up when a woman does a performance. It's like he's back in high school again and he thinks he's super cool and tries to talk smooth but it just comes out like this http://www.blogger.com/www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3JAp7vMuo.

Finally, there is Piers Morgan who Laura insists on calling Niles. Not sure why, but that's what she calls him. He is pretty normal with his comments, but what is not normal is the absurdity of his spray tan! He looks like an Oompa-Loompa. Look at the difference between his face and his hand. It's like he went to the spray tan and insisted on wearing gloves. He looks like he loves carrots..... nam nam nam