Laura and I are going to a wedding this weekend. Should be a fun time. And in preparation for the wedding, and other weddings this season (we have three) I have been practicing my dance moves. Laura can vouche for me on this, but I have been practicing the moonwalk and can actually do it pretty well. The problem is I dont have any moves to lead into the moonwalk and nothing to do after the moonwalk. So I came up with a plan and here is my plan:
When people start dancing, I play it cool and just nod my head and sip my drink. I will maintain this level of secrecy for a decent amount of time. Once some of the dancing dies down and the DJ call for the bride and father of the bride to do their dance I continue to hold. At the time when the father twirls his daughter and people start clapping, I know it will be my time. I will bolt onto the dance floor and moonwalk the hell out of it. No intro move or warm up. I'm gunna moonwalk cold turkey. Cold f-ing Turkey! At the end of my 30 yards of moonwalk I will do a 360 spin, or ever more like a 450 or 500, and then start doing some power crotch grabs while my sidekick (taking volunteers) shoots roman candles into the crowd.
I'll let everybody know how that goes next week with some video (hopefully). However if that plan doesnt work, I'm gunna try and hire these guys to make an appearance.
Happy Wedding Season!!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Looking forward to seeing your moves on YouTube, Rob.
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