Biggest loser Makeover

Last night we all enjoyed an abbreviated version of The Biggest Loser. In this hour and a half long cry fest, all of the ranchers got makeovers. Tim Gunn and Tabitha (not sure if she has a last name) visited our portly contestants and got them looking good. Rudy told Tabitha that he didn't want his beard to go, then she promptly slapped him in the face with her crusty leather whip and shaved that badboy off. Liz also asked tim gunn if she could wear a raccoon skin vest or fanny pack. Other than those exchanges, the whole makeover montages were pretty bland. Oh and yes, we got to hear all about Rebecca's self proclaimed pretty face.

And like I said, it was a shorted episode, so this is a shortened post. Plus nothing happened so there aint much to write about. Let's jump to the weigh-ins. First Danny goes up and puts up a 12 spot. It was pretty sweet but he is still a 300 pounder. Then Rudy steps to the scale and crushes a 16. It too was pretty sweet but he is still a 300 pounder. Allen drops 5 which is a disappointment. Amanda finally got her act together and blasted a 9. That was the most she had ever lost, and I think she will never match it (only two more episodes before the finale so I feel confident with that prediction). This leaves us with Liz and Rebecca who each lost only 3 pounds. Needless to say, America was not subjected to her drunk leprechaun dance.

In the voting room it was pretty clear who was going to vote for who. Amanda of course wanted Rebecca to stay and Danny would never screw over Liz. This left us with Rudy and Allen. We will never know what Allen put because Rudy sealed the deal and wrote Rebecca. However, when he revealed his choice he gave her a verbal bitch slap. He said that he didn't trust her and that she was dishonest playing both sides of the game. This made the leprechaun very upset. She tried to fight back but Rudy, being the cool customer that he is, kept bringing it back to the vote. Sorry, Rebecca, but you lose.

Jump cut to the Where are they Now segment. Rebecaa lost a lot of weight and ran a half marathon. But in typical fashion she cried for the last 8 miles. Lam3.

In summary, the makeover week was boring except for Rudy being a prick (in a good way) to Rebecca. He could have said nothing, but he wanted to be an asshole....which is totally cool! It's clear that the best makeover of all was to the Biggest Loser. No more Shay, no more Daniel, and no more Rebecca.



Oh and one more thing. If the producers wanted to make this episode a LOT better they would have brought Shay back, then immediately eliminated her in some challenge that involved jumping.

just sayin'