TBL Update

It's Wednesday and that means it's time for a little Biggest Loser talk. So get your mind right and let's get down to businazz.

First things first, this week was a pretty boring episode. All of the contestants (except for the gimpy ones) had to dig a hole in the sand to find a wooden trunk. I think during the challenges, the gimps should have to ride a bike or do something physical instead of cheering/snacking. For instance, a bonus should be given to the gimp who rides the furthest during the challenge. Anyway, back to the story. Team Blue Cheese wins this challenge running away and their reward are tickets back home for the week. However, if they go home, they will be without their trainer. Tracy knows that if she skips the trainer she will be killed, so they pass the reward to the Black Angus team.

For the next hour of the show we see the homecomings of all the Black Angus losers. This part of the show gets really preachy and self indulgent. "Oh (insert rancher here), we are so proud of you! You look so good!" FALSE. At this point in the show all contestants are fat/tubby/full of diabeetus. But the families/friends have to lie to their faces for the camera just as they lied to their faces when they said, "Go ahead, have another corn dog."

While at home, we learn that Shay is even more annoying than on the ranch. She goes to Subway with her unattractive friends and tells them what to order. If I were one of her bustid friends I would be all like, "Hellz nah, U aint gon tell me what to order. Iz a have a 5 dollar footlong BLT deep fried with some oreos and donut holez." Then Shay would be all tempted to wolf down my awesome meal. MWhahahaha! Back on track. Shay tells her hussy friends that she is in control of her decisions and she deserves to be at the ranch and she is the best and she is a better person than everyone else etc etc etc. It got super annoying.

When the Black Angus team got back the ranch, they had a last chance workout with Drill Sergent Jillian. There, Daniel decided he would have a sob fest with Jillian just so he could give her a hug. Probably the first time Daniel has hugged anything other than trashbag full of pit bbq. It was so corny.

At the weigh in, Team Blue Cheese dominated behind the 14 lb weight loss of Mix Master Rudy. His drop really put the pressure on the other team. Black Angus had to lose an average of 6.5 lbs per person in order to win the weigh in. Shay rolls up the scale and manages to lose a whopping 5 lbs! This is nothing for a 400 plus pounder. But she, as usual, pats herself on her huge back and says "That is 5 pounds! I am proud of that! I control my life, so 5 pounds, that is awesome." Then Boring Dina goes up there and drops 5 lbs (not great), but she is proud of herself. However, in the interview Big Fat Shay starts talking some smack. "Dina is not pulling her weight. We need to lose 7 pounds each, and she only lost 5."

Hello?!?! Shay, you are the one weighing the team down! you barely lost 1% of your body weight! Dina did her job, you are the dead weight. OMG, it makes me so mad. Well, finally Daniel gets on the scale and represents by gaining a pound. What?! Daniel, from season 7 and 8 gain a pound? That's right, he is not doing his job for the second season and needs to be let go.

Needless to say, the Black Angus team lost the weigh in so it was time for elimination. Danny, was safe because he dropped 15. To me the decision should be easy. Daniel or Shay. Its easy because I like those two the least, but still they did the worst and they contribute nothing but crappy motivational speeches. Shay talks to the team as if they CAN'T send her home, like she deserves to be there. News Flash! Nobody deserves to be there! There is not right saying, if you are unable to control your eating, you deserve to be on the BL Ranch. NO! Shay, listen up. You contribute nothing to the challenges, you just add weight to the bottom line for the weigh-ins, you consistently under perform for weight-loss, you sneak sandwiches into the workout room by hiding them under your hocks, you smell like Kit-Kats, and you are annoying. You should be the one going home.

But no, damnit they send Dina home. Who is Dina, you might ask? Right, she is a nobody that cant jump onto a 3 inch high stool. But at least she lost weight. Daniel came in second for the elimination. Dina had it right when she said, "Daniel has had multiple opportunities, everybody else on the ranch should get the same opportunity he had." Well said, but no dice.